Key West Bound

I'm heading down to Key West tomorrow morning, for my brother Tommy's wedding. I've never been there and I'm really looking forward to it. We'll be there for a week, along with many of our family, including aunts and uncles. Should be a really good time. I've got a list of the usual touristy things to do while there (Hemingway's house, the southernmost point thingy), but there is one thing I wasn't expecting to have to look out for: the chickenz.

We have to leave for the airport by no later than 3:00 AM, so I need to get my hiney in gear, shave these legs and finish packing so I can get to bed soon. Where I will most likely lie wide awake until 1:00 AM. Have a good week, everyone - see you when I get back on the 6th!

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Note to self...if ever in Australia, don't try to put that fire out myself - call the fire department instead.

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"The star of the show, of course, is the cold-loving ice worm."

He may not be who he is.

(this one's for all you X-Files fans out there - you know who you are)

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Virus Warning

Outlook Express and Microsoft Address Book users, watch out - there's another worm making the rounds. According to the Wired article:

"The virus arrives as an e-mail with the subject line "new photos from my party!" It contains an innocuous looking file attachment called www.myparty.yahoo.com.

A message in the body of the e-mail reads: "Hello! My party... It was absolutely amazing! I have attached my Web page with new photos! If you can please make color prints of my photos. Thanks!"

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Attorney General John Ashcroft extolling the virtues of the Spirit of Justice.

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People are so weird.

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Booby Trap.

"According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts."

[link courtesy davezilla]

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